January 2012
December 2011
When you read the book it’s like, ‘Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed...
– Robert Pattinson (via jawdust, dress)
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What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
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Reading the comments on The Hobbit trailer is...
moraniarty:
iamsexy:
Here and Back Again? Essentially, standing still.
omg yeah such a lotr rip off
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK TO THE LONELY MOUNTAIN
In his mother’s ovaries and his father’s testicles
In victorian London
NO SHIT
DIE
Yes, it’s a sequel where Bilbo has inexplicably grown younger, Gandalf has decided to rock the grey robes again and Frodo has shot back inside...